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Really Funny Relationship Sayings

Posted August 10, 2010 by in Wedding Ideas | No comments yet

I found  an awesome love quotes collection on a recent web surf and and I was really surprised. There are tons of very funny sayings and humorous quotes covering everything about love and romance. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. I found myself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many selections and that to me indicates the high quality of this site .

Follows are few interesting selections that I really liked:

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )

John: ‘I don’t believe in love.’ Chris: ‘So what are you looking for?’ John: ‘Love.’ Chris: ‘You just said you didn’t believe in love.’ John: ‘Well I don’t believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one…’  (JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN )

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe!  (JACKIE MASON )

Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.  (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)

Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene. Sam: What is Tiramisu? Jay: You’ll find out. Sam: Well, what is it? Jay: You’ll see! Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I’m not gonna know what it is! (From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE)

Virginity can be cured.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )

I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (BOB HOPE )

Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance. Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)

 For more quotes and sayings, head to The Love Quotes Encyclopedia

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